How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. Oscar Wilde
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Treat Her Well
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Can’t Take a Joke
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him.
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Sleep Talking
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
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Handsome Couple
Greeting to the handsome couple who have broken hearts all over the world by getting married!
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Isolation termination
Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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Amiable Every Day
It destroys one’s nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being, but give it a go anyway!
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Marital Freedom
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
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Which One?
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one!
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Romance
Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.
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Words of Wisdom
Women are made to be loved, not understood. Oscar Wilde
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Bridesmaid
[Bride] was having trouble choosing her bridesmaids and asked me for advice.
I told her get all of her friends together and pick the ones who most desperately needed a new dress.
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Forget It
Some future advice for the Groom: the most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it… once!
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Woman Rolling Eyes
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes..
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Cricket
They married on the cricket pitch, That night they were so wicket
the bride said with a blissful twitch,’I'm sure this isn’t cricket!’
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Mothers-in-Law
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. Oscar Wilde
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Witty or Pretty
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
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Fight
Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
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Annoyed for Life
Congratulations! It’s great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Bird Cage
We cannot do without it, and yet we disgrace and vilify the same. It may be compared to a cage, the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair to get out.
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(Wo)Mans Work
Confucious say man who sink into woman’s arms
soon have arms in woman’s sink!
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